Join the Deadpool Core for updates on the anticipated movie
WHAT DOES SIGNING UP FOR #DEADPOOLCORE MEAN?
It means you’re part of Deadpool’s inner sanctum. You will be bound to an elite unit of Crimson Commandos dedicated to the greatest film ever made. You will be locked, cocked, and loaded with everything a true “core fan” needs to prepare for the theatrical release of everyone’s favorite “Merc with a Mouth” all over the world. Mostly, it means you will receive emails with exclusive content and F-ing awesome digital goodies.
HOW DO I SIGN UP FOR #DEADPOOLCORE EMAILS?
First, check your sack (or lady sack if you got one) and see if you got what it takes to be part of #DeadpoolCore. Then go to DeadpoolCore.com and sign up. If you can’t figure that out, you probably failed the sack test.
WHY SHOULD I JOIN #DEADPOOLCORE?
The answer to that, ask yourself “Am I even worthy?” And the answer is a resounding, “HELL YES, YOU ARE!” You’re just the type of person who wants to receive periodic emails filled with mind-blowing, butt-jiggling, Bea-Arthur lovin’ 50,000 bajigowatts of awesome – all deliciously wrapped inside Deadpool’s electronic “news and content” chimichanga.
WHAT DO I DO ONCE I SIGN UP FOR #DEADPOOLCORE?
Well, here’s the best part. Signing up is literally the most difficult part – everything else is just extra whip cream topping from a pressurized can. Just wait by your portable email device and prepare to take in everything that I’m about to give you (be sure to take deep breaths to help prevent any tearing). Also, stare in the mirror and say my name three times backwards. Wait and see what happens…
#DEADPOOLCORE? ISN’T IT SPELLED DIFFERENTLY?
Shhhhh! Deadpool wants no truck with fancy-cigar-smoking-pinstriped lawyers who wipe their boom-boom down with hundred dollar bills.
Are you going to join the Deadpool Core?