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erikzod
date posted: 26-10-2008
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Rating 1/10
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Bad, bad, bad. I wished for Dolph Lungren. I never thought I would ever say that. This movie stunk. I did not buy Thomas Jane as Frank Castle. He is a complete wimp. I didnt buy Travolta as the villian. Nothing was convincing in this movie. I did like Rebecca Romijn. She was the noly decent thing about this movie. To be fair, I remember almost nothing about this movie other than it sucked. That is how bad it was, I forgot it as soon as I finished watching it. Punisher 89 was much better. I also have high hopes for Punisher War Zone. Hopefully it will wipe away the memory of this truly bad Marvel film adaptation.
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erikzod
date posted: 26-10-2008
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Rating 4/10
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Big, dumb, and stupid. Not the worst comic book movie I have ever seen. That is actually the 2004 version. I do like Louis Gossett Jr in this movie. Even Dolph is almost suited for the cold hearted killing machine that is The Punisher. I do wish that he wore the skull jersey. Perhaps if he did I would rate this a little higher. Also if a little more money was put into this with maybe a different lead(I do like Dolph in the Rocky movie)this would have rated a little higher as well. The script was more than a little silly and it never rises above that direct to video feel. Plus this gets a 4 and not a 5 because I had to witness a naked Lungren, which no male should have to witness! Much better than Punisher 2004, but I still have very high hopes for Punisher Warzone! Anyone remember that War Journal cover from the early 90s with Wolverine's claws on the Punisher costume? That is what I want from a Punisher movie! That sort of attitude!
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erikzod
date posted: 18-10-2008
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Rating 1/10
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What I meant to say was: I know I gave the first movie a 2, but I cannot in good conscience give any movie with Michael Jackson in it higher than a 1.
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